Backyard Crocodile (+Scotland in May)

Let's see how unbelievable we can get...

The classroom of eleven-year-olds was quiet.

Too quiet.

Too serious.

That would not do.

I would be their new teacher for half of the week.

Too much respect; not enough playfulness.

“Hello, my name is Rudolf Roos. I will be your teacher Wednesday through Friday.”

“I live close by and have eleven children, which is just enough for a soccer team, so that’s really…